May 2013
1 post
doctordonna10:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean
like it’s their own personal living space
if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in...
April 2013
20 posts
brandnewswastikas:
What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet
Say “I’m pooping”
Knock back
Shriek loudly
Nothing
Say “I need an adult”
Say “Nobody is in here, please come in”
Ask “Did you hear that?”
Cuss
Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again
Make kissing noises
yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:
andwhispers:
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
lordsteeb:
lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
runningforeternity:
leggomego:
friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
How To Keep The Peace In Your Relationship
psych-quotes:
Avoid letting every little hiccup in your relationship turn into a huge argument by learning how to keep the peace. Here’s how to do it:
· Compromise on issues that aren’t a big deal. Don’t dig your heels in and be stubborn on stuff that isn’t important to you. Be willing to compromise when you can and it will become easier to do in bigger situations too.
· Pick...
March 2013
48 posts
acutelesbian:
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking
Thisthisthisthis
f-antacize:
lms tbh: thefourteenthdoctor: 1dfangirlpreferences: thefourteenthdoctor:…
thefourteenthdoctor:
1dfangirlpreferences:
thefourteenthdoctor:
zeustreats:
jesuschristvevo:
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets…
f-antacize:
why learn about sex in school when you have tumblr
“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...”
– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via yoursicklittlegames)
“If you love my wounds
will you have the bravery
to kiss them as scars?”
– by Tyler Knott Gregson (via loveyourchaos)
